I felt as if my heart stopped. I think she secretly saw it but didn’t say anything. I wasn’t trying to find porn it’s just always on my dashboard.
probably one of the most honest statements about talent i’ve ever heard. i try to tell people this all the time.
yup pretty much
He reminds me of that guy from Boondocks that tried to teach Riley how to paint a “MASTERPIECE”
It’s true, why do you think I’m so “good” at everything I do. I’ve got a billion interests and everyone’s shocked… the truth is I can’t sit still for long and anything I find fascinating I force myself to learn seeing as I already have an interest in it. I don’t think I’m good at what I do, but I can’t help but notice how many think I am… this alone worries me about our futures in America.
Watch this video, yes it’s on a porn site so be careful checking that your history is cleared. I just thought this was really funny, the whole dub and everything. Suck a stupid story plot, but it’s entertaining, at least for me.
I know I should be like “AWWW ADORABLE!!! ufeivjbdelwjbktvnew” But the entire time I’m doing this…
"FUCKIN’ RUB THE THROAT OF THE POOR THING! TRY TO GET IT TO STOP HICOPING YOU DUMBASS! NO ONE LIKES HICOPING! NOT EVEN THE PUPPY! YOU DUMB FUCK! HELP IT NOW BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!"
Yeah… Honest reaction, I’m sort of a crazy pet owner, huh? Everytime my dog starts to cough or sneeze of hicop me and my family instantly go, “OH MY POOR BABY!” and come to her “rescue”.
FUCK NO. JUST NO. ALL OF THE NO.
lmao at the first gif
i wouldn’t care and neither would they. -laughs-
Never would happen. Everytime I bring up tumblr my mom just says, “I don’t want to hear it/see it.” I think she secretly knows it’s pretty bad… also I’ve sort of told her its worse then my Facebook and so I think she’s just like, “Holy shit, do I even want to know what my daughter does in her spare time?”
My dad can’t work the internet to save his life. He’s a redneck… and has one… Even if he did figure it out he’d probably just laugh and be like “You’re twisted!”
I’ve got a secret project I’m hoping to start this summer and I’m looking for artists who are willing to work with me. I’m afraid I won’t be able to release what the project is just yet, but I’m going to need some help with it. It’s going to be a long on going process and the project will most likely take a few years, but I’m willing to risk it for the purpose of getting it created. I just hope I can find an artist or two who are willing to work with me that long.
I forgot no matter what time I get on my tumblr there is always some sort of porn displayed on my wall like a shining beacon. Thank you tumblr for making this 10x more awkward when my mom is passing through the living room or kitchen. Though I can’t deny the fact I think she has a sneaking specion(?) of what goes on on my computer.
MY FAVORITE WAY TO SHOOT A LOAD
First time I seriously log into tumblr in over a few months and I suddenly remember how much porn is always on my dashboard.
It’s like it’s calling out to me, “Welcome back, Michelle. Here you go. Lesbian, gay, straight fucked up porn is now waiting for you to see it… if you take your eyes off your convention stuff for one god damn fuckin’ minute!”
Well computer… I did. And I seriously thank you for that because I got to say this sure as hell reminded me why I should go on tumblr more often—to reblog shit like this for all you followers out there.
Thanks for your patience I’m back babeh.
You see I’ve been busy with school… and life… which I apparently have… Anywho, I’m just logging on momentarily to check if this kid from my school had looked up my tumblr. I’d laugh if he did because I’m curious how they’d react to my tumblr seeing as I’m usually so quiet in school.
I also got to fill a couple requests for drawing and am going to a convention on Friday through Sunday… so I’m busy. MCAs started today and also my English teacher decided she’s going to cram 4 books (2 independently read) and projects relating to the books, down our throats even though 3rd trimester is about 13 weeks total. I’m afraid tumblr is not my first priority, but I assure you that I will be back and that I’m the same perverted/funny/weird person you all love. I’m also going to try to fit rewatching all 4 seasons of Metalocalypse before school ends because I’ve been dying to rewatch it.
Thanks and I hope ya’ll are doing okay.
Sorry I haven’t been on or talking to you guys. Best way to get a hold of me right now is Skype if you have me on there. I just started school again so I’ve been quite busy and to be honest, tumblr isn’t exactly a top priority for me. I’m sorry everyone.
Because if I can get inspiration to draw something and actually feel devoted to it like I did with the picture bellow, I’d be extremely happy… especially if I could concentrate it on Dethklok or my Ocs Hades and Benjamin, because I owe my sister a drawing of them not to mention I owe some people some Metalocalypse drawings.
I’m back but not exactly. You see, I’ve been having a lot of things going on around here.
My latest is that when ever I’m going to do an rp with someone, I’ve got to draw my own characters. I feel at least that way I can mold them into what I’d like them to be and make them look their part. I don’t do it often because I don’t rp often enough, but when I do join one to kill time my freakin’ characters have to be hand drawn or else I go nuts by feeling as if I’m stealing someone else’s work and changing their character ideas.